Grandparents play a special role in many families. They love to spend time with their grandkids, telling stories, sharing wisdom, and having fun. One great way for grandparents and grandkids to connect is by telling each other riddles. Kids love trying to solve fun brain teasers, and grandparents enjoy challenging their grandkids’ thinking skills.
Here are 69 family friendly riddles about grandparents, along with the answers, perfect for kids and grandparents to enjoy together.
Riddles about Grandpa
1. What did Grandpa do when he lost his hat and glasses?
He looked around aimlessly.
2. Why couldn’t Grandpa mow the lawn?
He was rake-ing the leaves.
3. Why was Grandpa’s cane stuck in the mud?
It was in a holey place.
4. Why did Grandpa draw a line around his pumpkin patch?
He didn’t want the pumpkins to squash out.
5. Where did Grandpa look when he lost his dentures?
In every nook and cranny.
6. How does Grandpa organize his junk drawer?
He grandpa-tetically organizes it.
7. Why couldn’t Grandpa find his glasses?
He just didn’t see them.
8. Why was Grandpa frustrated while shopping?
Prices were getting out of hand.
9. Why did Grandpa nap on the porch?
He was rocking chair asleep.
10. Why was Grandpa’s grass green and even?
It was well grandicured.
11. Why did Grandpa read the newspaper with a magnifying glass?
The print was too small.
12. Why were Grandpa’s old photos in a dusty box?
They were past their prime.
13. How does Grandpa like to relax in the evening?
With a cup of grandma-made tea.
14. Why did Grandpa plant tomatoes in his garden?
He heard they were ripe for the picking.
15. What did Grandpa say when he stubbed his toe?
“Ow, my little piggy.”
Riddles about Grandma
16. Why did Grandma take so long at the department store?
She was window shopping everywhere she went.
17. Why was Grandma standing outside with lettuce in her hands?
She was waiting for her hare to finish dressing.
18. How does Grandma let the neighbors know dinner is ready?
She rings her grand bell.
19. Why did Grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
She wanted a rolling rocker.
20. What does Grandma say when you don’t clean your plate?
“What a waisted opportunity.”
21. Why did Grandma plant roses around her house?
She wanted to grow a grand garden.
22. What did Grandma call her new glasses?
Spectgrandulars!
23. Why was Grandma sitting on the porch darning socks?
She didn’t want to get cold feet.
24. How does Grandma’s garden grow?
With tender loving care everywhere.
25. Why was Grandma frustrated while stitching?
She kept missing the point.
26. Why did Grandma serve pancakes for dinner?
She was cooking up something grandkids love.
27. What did Grandma exclaim when she won bingo?
“Grand slam!”
28. Why did Grandma plant tomatoes in her garden?
She heard they were ripe for the picking.
29. How did Grandma let the neighbors know dinner was ready?
She rang her grand bell.
30. Where did Grandma look for her missing earrings?
In every drawer and cranny.
Riddles about Both Grandma and Grandpa
31. Why did Grandma and Grandpa cross the road?
To get to the grandkids’ house.
32. What did Grandma and Grandpa bring back from their trip?
Lots of grand memories.
33. Why do Grandma and Grandpa hold hands?
They don’t want to get separated.
34. How do Grandma and Grandpa stay so happy?
They enjoy the little things in life.
35. What did Grandma and Grandpa used to be?
Parents to your mom or dad.
36. Why don’t Grandma and Grandpa forget your birthday?
You’re unforgettable to them.
37. What did Grandma and Grandpa do on their anniversary?
Enjoyed spending time with each other.
38. Why do Grandma and Grandpa have gray hair?
They have a lifetime of wisdom.
39. What time do Grandma and Grandpa go to bed?
Early to rise and early to bed.
40. Why do Grandma and Grandpa wear glasses?
To clearly see their grandkids.
41. How do Grandma and Grandpa stay entertained?
With books, puzzles, bingo, and time with family.
42. Why do Grandma and Grandpa slow down?
To enjoy life at an easier pace.
43. What’s Grandma and Grandpa’s favorite family member?
Each and every one of their grandkids.
44. What makes Grandma and Grandpa smile?
Their loving family.
Funny Grandparent Riddles
45. Why did Grandma dip her watch in boiling water?
She wanted to sterilize time.
46. Why did Grandpa snack on prunes?
He needed more fiber in his diet.
47. Why did Grandma wear mismatched socks?
She was losing her matching abilities.
48. Why did Grandpa put hot sauce on his dessert?
He misplaced his bifocals.
49. Why does Grandma take frequent naps?
She runs out of steam quickly.
50. Why was Grandpa wearing his clothes inside out?
He dressed himself in the dark.
51. Why did Grandma plant tomatoes in her closet?
She confused her seeds.
52. Why was Grandpa searching high and low?
He forgot where he left his glasses.
53. Why did Grandma serve pancakes for dinner?
She forgot what day it was.
54. Why did Grandpa drive around for hours?
He took a wrong turn on memory lane.
Riddles about New Grandparents
55. Why did the new grandma knit tiny socks?
She’s expecting a grandbaby.
56. Why did Grandpa read parenting books?
He’s getting ready to be a grandpa.
57. Why did Grandma stock up on toys?
She’s preparing for grandkids to visit.
58. Why did Grandpa baby-proof his house?
He wants it to be safe for grandkids.
59. Why is Grandma sewing little outfits?
She’s excited for a new grandbaby.
60. Why did Grandpa install car seats?
He’s eager to drive his grandkids around.
61. Why is Grandma collecting picture books?
She can’t wait to read to her grandchild.
62. Why did Grandpa stock his fridge with juice boxes?
He’s getting ready for tiny visitors.
63. Why did Grandma buy a rocking chair?
She wants to rock the new grandbaby.
64. Why is Grandpa baby-proofing everything?
He’s preparing his house for curious grandkids.
Love Riddles about Grandparents
65. How does Grandma spell love?
With homemade cookies and big hugs.
66. How do Grandma and Grandpa show they care?
With lots of family time and words of wisdom.
67. What runs deeper than any ocean?
The love between grandparents and grandkids.
68. What never runs out for Grandma and Grandpa?
Love for all their grandkids.
69. What sits in Grandma’s heart forever?
Her endless love for family.
Conclusion
No matter their age, grandparents and grandkids enjoy spending quality time together. Sharing riddles is one way for grandparents and grandkids to have fun while bonding and making memories. Riddles give grandparents a chance to challenge their grandkids’ thinking, and kids love trying to puzzle out the answers. With themes on grandparenting, funny situations, and most importantly love, these 69 riddles offer lots of opportunities for grandparents and grandkids to laugh, connect, and enjoy their special relationship.
