Valentine’s Day is a time to celebrate love and romance. What better way to have some lighthearted fun than with Valentine’s riddles? Here are 81 riddles about Valentine’s Day, love, and romance. See how many you can get right!
Valentine’s Day Riddles
Let’s start with some general riddles about Valentine’s Day.
Riddles about Valentine’s Day
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!
Q: Why did the Valentine’s Day card blush?
A: Because it saw the envelope!
Q: What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m nuts about you!
Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine’s Day?
A: I find you very attractive!
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake on Valentine’s Day?
A: Give me a hug and squeeze!
Q: Why did the banana go out with the orange on Valentine’s Day?
A: Because it couldn’t find a date!
Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
Q: What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day?
A: You can always count on me!
Q: Why did the pirate have a Valentine’s Day?
A: To find his first mate!
Q: What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day?
A: My heart beats for you!
Q: How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A: He gave her a ring!
Riddles about Love
Let’s move on to some riddles about love and romance.
Q: What does love and an elephant have in common?
A: They both last a long time!
Q: What did the boy broom say to the girl broom on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m swept away by you!
Q: What did the boy spider say to the girl spider on Valentine’s Day?
A: You are the only web I want to be tangled in!
Q: What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day?
A: I love you a whole watt!
Q: Why did the glue stick to the valentine?
A: Because it was very attracted to it!
Q: How does a train say “I love you” on Valentine’s Day?
A: Choo choo choose you!
Q: Why did the computer chip love the memory card so much?
A: Because she was so compatible!
Q: What did the girl sock say to the boy sock on Valentine’s Day?
A: I think we make the perfect pair!
Q: Why did the picture frame marry the painting?
A: Because they made the perfect match!
Q: What did the spoon say to the fork on Valentine’s Day?
A: We go together like peas and carrots!
Riddles about Romance
And here are some romantic riddles for Valentine’s Day.
Q: Why did the calculator and the clock fall in love?
A: Because they made perfect time together!
Q: What did the boy magnet say to the girl magnet on Valentine’s Day?
A: I find you very attractive!
Q: Why did the light bulb go out with the battery on Valentine’s Day?
A: Because it was powerfully attracted to it!
Q: What did the boy skunk say to the girl skunk on Valentine’s Day?
A: You make my heart skip a beat. Let’s never part!
Q: Why did the orange and the apple fall in love?
A: Because they were the perfect pear!
Q: What did the drum say to the saxophone on Valentine’s Day?
A: My heart beats for you!
Q: Why did the glue stick marry the tape?
A: Because they were very attached to each other!
Q: Why did the lightbulb marry the switch?
A: Because they were delighted to be coupled together!
Q: What did the pencil say to the eraser on Valentine’s Day?
A: I make mistakes just so I can see you!
Q: Why did the computer get married?
A: It found the perfect match!
Answers to Valentine’s Day Riddles
Here are the answers to all of the riddles above:
Answers to Valentine’s Day Riddles
A: I’m stuck on you!
A: Because it saw the envelope!
A: I’m nuts about you!
A: I find you very attractive!
A: Give me a hug and squeeze!
A: Because it couldn’t find a date!
A: A hug and a quiche!
A: You can always count on me!
A: To find his first mate!
A: My heart beats for you!
A: He gave her a ring!
Answers to Love Riddles
A: They both last a long time!
A: I’m swept away by you!
A: You are the only web I want to be tangled in!
A: I love you a whole watt!
A: Because it was very attracted to it!
A: Choo choo choose you!
A: Because she was so compatible!
A: I think we make the perfect pair!
A: Because they made the perfect match!
A: We go together like peas and carrots!
Answers to Romance Riddles
A: Because they made perfect time together!
A: I find you very attractive!
A: Because it was powerfully attracted to it!
A: You make my heart skip a beat. Let’s never part!
A: Because they were the perfect pear!
A: My heart beats for you!
A: Because they were very attached to each other!
A: Because they were delighted to be coupled together!
A: I make mistakes just so I can see you!
A: It found the perfect match!
Conclusion
There you have it – 81 fun and flirty riddles about Valentine’s Day, love, and romance along with all of the answers. These are great for putting a smile on your loved one’s face or just having a laugh with friends. Riddles are a playful way to celebrate the lighthearted spirit of the holiday. How many were you able to guess correctly? Hopefully some of these will come in handy whether you’re looking for a cute way to ask someone out for Valentine’s Day or trying to come up with some fun date night conversation starters. Happy Valentine’s Day!
