Vampires have captured the imagination for centuries. These legendary creatures of the night fascinate and frighten us. Riddles about vampires allow us to probe their mysteries in a fun way. Below are 91 riddles about vampires with answers to test your knowledge of vampire lore.
Vampire Riddles – Questions
1-10
1. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
2. Where does a vampire stop to get gas?
3. Why didn’t the vampire bite Taylor Swift?
4. Why are vampires easy to fool?
5. Why did the vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
6. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
7. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
8. How does a girl vampire flirt?
9. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
10. What do vampires wash their hair with?
11-20
11. Why don’t mummies take summer vacations?
12. What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes?
13. Why can’t the boy vampire have breakfast at home?
14. Why does Dracula have no friends?
15. Why did Dracula lie in the middle of the road?
16. What do you call a fat vampire?
17. Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist?
18. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
19. What did the vampire say to her victim?
20. Why don’t vampires need containers for their drinks?
21-30
21. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
22. How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
23. Why couldn’t the leech go to the vampire party?
24. How did the vampire enter the mummy’s tomb?
25. What kind of mistakes do vampires make?
26. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
27. Why don’t vampires go to barbecues?
28. How does a vampire pitch a tent?
29. What do you call a vampire who always tells the truth?
30. Why does Dracula avoid going to the beach?
31-40
31. Why does Dracula wear such fancy clothes?
32. Why couldn’t the vampire’s wife get to sleep?
33. How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
34. What kind of tea do vampires drink?
35. Why did the mother vampire keep a diary about her kids?
36. Why did the vampire want lower cabinet doors in his kitchen?
37. How do vampires communicate with each other?
38. What did one vampire say to the other?
39. Why does a vampire need a huge mirror?
40. How do vampires cut tree branches?
41-50
41. Why does Dracula avoid going to the beach?
42. How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
43. What is a vampires least favorite food?
44. Why was the vampire looking for a job?
45. Where did the vampire download music?
46. Why do vampires make great gardeners?
47. Why are vampires easy to fool?
48. What does Dracula like to eat for breakfast?
49. What happens to a vampire when attacked with holy water?
50. Why couldn’t the vampire get a tan?
51-60
51. Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
52. Why are vampires so easy to trick on Halloween?
53. Why did the vampire go out in the daytime?
54. What did Dracula say after reading the book Twilight?
55. Why do vampires avoid sunlight?
56. How did the vampire buy a new car?
57. What type of art does Dracula dislike?
58. How does a vampire fix a broken chain?
59. Why did Dracula take up acting in movies?
60. Where do baby vampires come from?
61-70
61. What is a vampire dentist’s favorite thing to do?
62. Why does Dracula wear such fancy clothes?
63. How do you stop a baby vampire from biting?
64. Why are vampires so easy to trick on Halloween?
65. Why does Dracula avoid going to the beach?
66. What does a vampire fear most?
67. Why did Dracula sleep in a king size coffin?
68. Why was the vampire looking for a job?
69. What did Dracula say after reading the book Twilight?
70. How do vampires cut tree branches?
71-80
71. Why do vampires make great gardeners?
72. What type of art does Dracula dislike?
73. Why do vampires need mouthwash?
74. Where does Dracula wash his clothes?
75. Why does Dracula wear such fancy clothes?
76. What happens to a vampire in sunlight?
77. Why couldn’t the vampire get a job as a cook?
78. Why does Dracula avoid going camping?
79. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
80. How did the child vampire avoid bedtime?
81-91
81. Why are vampires always invited to parties first?
82. Why did Dracula take up acting in movies?
83. What did Dracula download on his iPod?
84. What is a vampire’s favorite location?
85. How does a vampire communicate today?
86. What is a lazy vampire’s job?
87. How do vampires practice?
88. Why did the vampire need money?
89. Why did the vampire want his money back?
90. How do vampires keep in touch when apart?
91. What do vampires add to their cereals?
Vampire Riddles – Answers
1-10
1. Stakes (steaks)
2. Blood station
3. He didn’t want to cross her path and have bad blood between them.
4. Once bitten, twice shy.
5. He heard it had great circulation.
6. All the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.
7. Neck-tarines
8. She bats her eyes.
9. Frostbite
10. Blood and shoulders shampoo
11-20
11. They’re afraid to unravel.
12. Count Spatula
13. His mom wanted him to have a well-balanced breakfast, not all-B positive.
14. He avoids close encounters with stakes.
15. He wanted to stop traffic.
16. A heavy drinker
17. Because he draws blood.
18. Plums
19. “Nice night for a bite, isn’t it?”
20. They drink right from the jugular.
21-30
21. Frostbite
22. By blood vessels.
23. He didn’t get the invitation.
24. He wrapped himself up well.
25. Fang takes
26. He had bat breath.
27. They prefer veins to arteries.
28. With his fangs.
29. An honest liar.
30. He hates getting sand in his fangs.
31-40
31. He likes to dress to the nines.
32. Her husband was a restless sleeper.
33. By blood vessels.
34. Blood tea.
35. She wanted to reflect on her children’s youth.
36. So he could hide in them and be closeted away.
37. Through blood vessels.
38. “See you next vein!”
39. To check he still had a reflection.
40. With their teeth.
41-50
41. He hates getting sand in his fangs.
42. By blood vessels.
43. Garlic bread
44. There was not enough life in his work.
45. He used his iFang.
46. They know how to make things grow.
47. Once bitten, twice shy.
48. An egg white omelet and orange juice – or A positive and O negative.
49. It burns them and makes them see the light.
50. He was undead.
51-60
51. In blood banks
52. They fall for anything.
53. He wanted to seize the day.
54. “That really sucked!”
55. They prefer the shade.
56. He made a night deposit.
57. He steers away from portrait painting.
58. With a blood link
59. For his fang club.
60. From the stork that brings them to the door.
61-70
61. Pulling teeth.
62. He likes to dress to the nines.
63. With a silver baby rattle.
64. They fall for anything.
65. He hates getting sand in his fangs.
66. Tooth decay
67. He wanted extra leg room while sleeping.
68. There was not enough life in his work.
69. “That really sucked!”
70. With their teeth.
71-80
71. They know how to make things grow.
72. He steers away from portrait painting.
73. He had bat breath.
74. At the blood bank.
75. He likes to dress to the nines.
76. He burns up.
77. He hates the graveyard shift.
78. He hates lantern light.
79. Neck-tarines
80. She slept in a bunk coffin.
81-91
81. They have priorfang engagements.
82. For his fang club.
83. His bloody hits playlist.
84. The neck of the woods.
85. By blood text.
86. A night watchman.
87. In their crypts.
88. He was out for blood.
89. There was not enough life in his work.
90. Through blood vessels.
91. Snap, Crackle, Pop.
Conclusion
Vampire riddles allow us to probe the mysteries of these legendary creatures in a fun way. Their answers shed light on vampire lore and humorously explain their behaviors and motivations. Making up riddles encourages creative wordplay and keeps vampire mythology alive. Whether scary, funny or clever, riddles are an entertaining way to think about vampires.
